'Careful or you'll end up in my next novel' T-shirt

How to make all your friends paranoid! A perfect t-shirt for writers, eavesdroppers or those who love to observe the world. Comes in a choice of five sizes and two shapes.

Size Guide:
UNISEX chest measures: Small 34–36", Medium 38–40", Large 42–44", XL 46–48", XXL 50–52", XXXL 54-56".
WOMEN’S FIT chest measures: Small 32–34", Medium 34–36", Large 36–38", XL 38–40", XXL 40–42".

• 100% cotton.
• Coloured t-shirt printed with white ink.
  
• Care: Machine wash cool. Tumble dry low. Do not iron text/images.